Okay. This is me. I'm Becky Beecham, and I'm a Librarian.
Well, okay, not quite a Librarian. The Volturi of the Library World (those mega-qualified creatures called Chartered Librarians who reside in some mass coven somewhere less glamorous than Volterra) would curl their lips and consign me to everlasting damnation for claiming to be one. I'm actually an LRC Manager. Learning Resources Centre to the uninitiated. Yeah. Sounds slightly less impressive. But lest you fear the book borrowing masses may be short-changed in their literary researchings, I do have a qualification. It's an NVQ. Very rarely meet a boy version of me, and never have met a really good-looking one. I know it's a cliche but they mostly do have beards - even the girls! But I digress.
Can't be too long rambling about myself today as I've got a date at the cinema tonight. Second viewing of New Moon. No. No hot guy. I'm not into dating. And anyway, I never come across hot guys. I work in a secondary school in a leafy part of this Sceptred Isle. Teachers provide a very limited pool of talent in that way. But, like I said, I don't date. No, tonight is just a couple of friends with a similar pash for all things Twilight.
